Indoor Heat. "What a splendid idea!" you say. Well, Lemmings, that is actually one of humanity's greatest mistakes. I mean, really. Think about it. Say you have a open fireplace and wood floor. Just one spark from that fireplace could set your house blazing! And what if you live in a area with few trees? Or what if you cut down all the trees in the state for your fire? All the carbon di oxied from your wood stove and the like will raise the risk of global warming!
"But, what if I have a furnace? That doesn't have a chimney,v so it'll be okay, right?" you say. No, actually, Lemming. Sure, you won't be blamed fifty years from now for the flooding of Texas, but in a few years or so, all the heat in your house will ether make you so relaxed that you seal off any ways outside air could invade your home, and then you die after using up all the air in your house, or when you next try to take a hot bath, your brain will be fried. And yes, even heaters are dangerous. Remember, they add to your electric bill!
Blog readers, take this as a warning! Indoor heat is a indoor terror! So remember this when you shiver in the cold air, and go to turn up the heat: it's better to be freezing then it is to have a toasted head.
Talk amongst yourselves, you chilly Lemmings!
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