Chairs

Chairs. What idiot came up with this idiotic idea? All chairs are is something to sit on. And what does that do? Quite plainly, it makes you lazy! 

You might never have thought about this, but it is the simple truth. Chairs and the like will eventually ruin our body structure to the point when, a few generations later, we will scrub to gravity after five years of age! 

Blog readers, let me bring you back to reality; Life is not a cheerful experience. Every day, people are passing away, certain species of animals are going extinct, and thousands of Lemmings - such as yourselves - are idiotically walking off cliffs. And couches and padded chairs are giving us the impression that all is well in the world? HA! Pleasure is a distraction from the true, hateful world! If you are enjoying a quiet moment reading a book on your couch, you will be unprepared when your house is flooded because the toilet over-flowed! As opposed to if you were lifting fifty pound weights, from which you could plainly into the open bathroom door upstairs, and you could additionally see water dripping over the toilet bowl, and could run and plunge it.

And don't forget that chair factories are raising the risk of global warming! Those millions of smoke stacks are polluting our green world (Not that I really care, mind you)! Blog readers! Make the right choice and do away with your chairs! Do it for future generations! Do it for the world! But most of all, do it for yourselves; In other words, do it for Lemmings. c

Talk amongst yourselves!