Stoplights

Stoplights. Why, oh why did someone come up with such a horrible idea? But he/she/they did, and here we are. 

A long time ago, we didn't have stoplights. We had police men, who would stand in the middle of a road, direct traffic, and on occasion, get splattered over someone's windshield (I just love it when those disgusting things happen to some unlucky driver... as long as it isn't my driver). But now we have traffic lights, or, stoplights. And you can't watch a stoplight get splattered over a windshield (Although you CAN watch someone's car hood ripped off in one second flat). And the worst part is, they bring order to intersections, letting you ENJOY driving (I can't stand it when people sing along to the radio, or have the peace of mind to actually TALK while at the wheel)! 

However, imagine what would happen if someone - like yours truly - TOOK AWAY the stoplights! There would be total CHAOS!!! Cars would be stuck in traffic for hours, with traffic leading right around town!  Trailer trucks would crash into one another, making further delay by blocking the roads! And I would only restore order to the world if the Lemmings of the planet made me supreme blogger! HA HA HA HA HA!!! 

...Only problem is, the city would simply as the traffic light companies to replace the missing lights! So, blog readers, I not-so-humbly ask you to suggest that traffic light companies all be blown to pieces by atomic bombs. 

Talk amongst yourselves, but don't consider traveling by plane instead.