Music

Music. It's everywhere, and it's threatening humanity with it's horrid noise. Today, we will find out why. 

It would appear that, a very, very long time ago, some idiotic lemming smashed a rock on the ground three times, and because it had the slightest bit of a toon within it's eardrum shattering noise, music was created. But, Lemmings, unfortunately, even though it's not as annoying as the first "song" ever invented must have been, modern day music is still a threat to our ears and sanity. 

Tell me, Lemmings, have you ever been writing a blog on your computer about how cats are evil, and want to rule the world, and then suddenly your little brother enters the room, sits down across the table from your computer, begins to play The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time 3D (I say, Lemmings, why is the series "Zelda", if LINK is the main character), and then proceeds to go to Korkeri Forest? Oh, the noise! All those stupid sound effects (Tell me, doesn't that "Hey! Listen! Watch out!" voice just annoy your pants off?)! But most of all, the MUSIC. It sounds so cheerful it makes me want to punch a hole right through that horrid "3DS" of his! 

And to finish this explanation of why music sucks, don't forget, if you blast your speakers with rock music, in time you'll blow out your ear drums! Lemmings, music has annoyed us for the last time! Help us all, and throw out your CDs! Enforce that all sounds of video games and T.V.s me muted at all times! Remember: if it can, and will blow out your eardrums, then why risk using it? 

Quietly talk amongst yourselves!